Moccasins have been placed in the hands of our ever capable costumer. Hopefully, something can be done.

Tonight I had so much fun at rehersal. During the play, there's a scene where General Custer parades into town and everyone comes and cheers for him and blah blah blah. Naturally, I was placed in this scene because I am totally awesome and loud and ad lib like crazy. Anyways. Custer is played by a friend of mine, and I tell him every night that I'm going to make his cheering scene awesome. Last night, I asked him if he thought I should wear a shirt that said "I Love Custer" during the parade to try and pep people up, and he, of course, thought that was a fabulous idea. So naturally, I went home and the first thing I did was I took one of my dads old white undershirts and a sharpie and wrote in great big letters "I LOVE CUSTER...let's have babies!" across it. I put it on under my Sirius Black shirt, and felt ever so sneaky. I showed it to a few people, but mostly, I kept it a secret. That was SO HARD for me to do, because when I'm doing something fun or exciting, I want to share it with EVERYONE!! But it was hilarious, because when I showed it to people, it looked like I was flashing the person I was showing hehe. I got so many confused looks from passers by.

So, like always, I go and tell Rich that I am going to make his Custer scene extra amazing. Tonight he goes "Why, are you going to show me your boobs?" I about seriously died laughing right there, because he had no idea I had that shirt on under my other one. I merely smiled and said "Something like that."

Now, originally, I had planned to go out wearing just that shirt, but after that remark, I knew what I was going to do. I got into position and was still wearing my Sirius Black shirt over the Custer shirt. When Rich made his entrance, I yanked up my Sirius shirt, which made it look like I was flashing him! ahahahahaha oh man it was amazing. Props to Rich, as he held character for it! It was like a scene from Girls Gone Wild. Oh the hilarity of it all. It caught SO MANY people off guard. I caught sight of my director out in the audience. He had his hand on is face and he was shaking his head. He thought it was hilarious. During notes tonight, he asked me if I was trying to hold a wet t-shirt contest on stage. Hee.

The scene I do after that is my Queen Victoria scene. I went out as Queen Victoria in just my Custer shirt. Tested the mettle of many actors tonight I did, as I saw so many people biting their lips to keep from laughing. Oh we have fun.

What is not fun, however, is that there is a guy who has a crush on me. For once, a guy has a crush on me and it's not a guy I like. Ugh. He likes to stalk me and mess with my hair and stuff. I kind of don't like the attention. And his mom seems to have taken a liking to me too, and she's rather awkward too. Tonight she told me she just wanted to pinch my cheeks. And then she came to the front of the stage where I was laying and in this really high squeaky voice, she held up to fingers as if to pinch my cheeks and said "I just pinch your cute little cheeks" and was talking to me like a charicature of an aunt. Y'know, the ones that the kids never like cause they pinch their cheeks and kiss on them and stuff? Yeah, it was like that. But really creepy as I'm 23, not 3.

I've introduced glomping to the cast. IT'S SO MUCH FUN! I've been hugging on everyone for weeks, but now I glomp them.

OH! Also! During my Queen Victoria scene, I have two body guards. Originally, I did not, but one night while we were goofing off during the scene (my director likes to tease me, and I reciprocate, if you haven't noticed), stalker guy decides to jump on my back and wrap his arms around my neck and face and say "I kill you!" Well. As there are a bunch of people backstage with rifles, I decided to recruit two of them to be my "guards" for a joke. The director actually loved it! Ha! Anyhoo, last night, one ofmy "guards, my friend Adam, decided to crack a joke about me being overrated as the Queen. I fired him on the spot! This left me one guard short. But! My problems were solved! Tonight, my friend Joe asked if he could be my guard, after I told him about firing Adam! Bless his heart, I adore him. He's 70, and this is his very first show. I told him of course he could! So when the time came, I went and got him, and he was all surprised! He thought I was joking! Oh and bless him, he was so nervous. I just wanted to hug him. But he did fine! And he's so excited, his grandson is flying out from Hollywood to see him in his show. His grandson is an actor!
Here's hi sIMDB page http://imdb.com/name/nm1859513/. I think it's adorable that he's flying out to see his grandpa. And, he's hot. Hee! But Joe is so excited, Brandon just landed a Budweiser commercial.

I think that's enough for this update. Ciao bellas!