Ok, I'm not a big tv watcher. Really, all I ever watch anymore is Psych *so much Lassie love!* and Monk *so much Captain and Dr. Kroger love! And OMG DR.KROGER! *cries*

ANYWAYS.

I have to feed my dog in the living room, don't ask, it's a long, complicated procedure which constitutes of me forcing an anorexic (serious) dog to eat. Blah.

Anyways, tonight, my dad was watching this show called Criminal Minds. I knew of it, because Mandy Patakin, who is awesome, use to be on it. Well, I got hooked on one of the characters within like...5 seconds.

Was it one of the main stars? Noooooooooooo of course not! It was the father of one of the victims. O.M.G. the guy was AMAZING.

Turned out, the guy was in the witness protection program, and was a state witness against the mafia. He was a former hitman, and his daughter had been kidnapped. I couldn't care less about what the rest of the characters on the show did, but this dude, I loved him! He was cold, he was bad ass, and he loved his daughter dammit. I love those characters.

ANYWAYS. They find one of the guys involved dead. Dad of one of the girls (there were two girls. The other girls parents were so lame compared to this dude.) recognized the kid, but didn't tell the police. Instead, he went and told my new favorite person ever, and told him to go kill the sons of bitches. I was all YES!

So, dude is amazing, steals a car and tracks them down. First guy is at his house, trying to get a gun that's locked in a cabinet. He's all "Need help?" and he grabs a hammer, smashes the lock off and shoots the guy in the leg! I was totally cheering for him. The weenie was all whining "OMG MY LEG!" he's like.."You have two legs. I have one question. Where's my daughter?!" Of course, weenie gives up the location. About this time, the supposed stars of the show are now aware of the location too, but they don't get there first. Amazing man gets there first, and saves his daughter. She's all like "KILL HIM DADDY!" and he's got the gun completely trained on him.

One of the stars or whatever, show up and start to talk him out of it. He's all like "You want to make her life about violence too? When will the violence end?!" At this point, I was talking to my dad and said "Dude, if I were that guy, I'd be all like, SHUT UP! and blow the guys head off." I always talk during shows and movies. Bad habit of mine.And this guy...oh this guy...with the best look of cornered wild beast ready to pounce, responds with "Tomorrow" and fucking blows the guys head off!! OMG I LITERALLY CHEERED AHAHAHAHA!

So then they were all like "What's gonna happen to Amazingness man?"

They showed him and his daughter moving into a new house in a new state. He got off completely because he was such a crucial witness for the state. I was so pleased.

Note, I am totally anti violence, but he was amazing, and this was so satisfying. Seriously, Jack Vaugh, for that was the characters name, needs a show all about him.