Ok, this is seriously the greatest thing ever.

Chad Vader? AWESOME.
Rifftrax? AMAZING

Put them together?



YOU GET SOMETHING AWEMAZING!!!!


Also, I tried watching Planet Earth on Discovery but was very disenchanted because it's a REPEAT! As in, Discovery took it and edited out David Attenborough and let Sigorney Weaver narrate. LAME. Also? I came to a realization while watching it. These shows are always show you cute baby animals romping and playing and then GETTING CHOMPED INTO BITS AND SQUIRMING AROUND IN A PREDATORS MOUTH!!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!
DO NOT WANT!

Seriously, it's always "Oh, lookit the cute ickle baby-waby hippo face, isn't he so cute playing by his mother? Oh, now here comes a big angry male hippo, and WHAP! Baby hippo is screaming and crying, and trying to get out of big angry male hippos mouth, twitches, and then dies. Mommy mudges him to see if he'll wake up, then tries to bring him to the surface for air, but he's dead. Too bad."

Seriously, I cry all the time over these stupid things, and yet i still watch them. Well NO MORE! I've decided to make my OWN documentary, and this one will be about cute little baby animals LIVING! Not DYING! I'm sick of that, it sucks the end.

Inishmaan opens next week...*dies a lot*

Also, that incident with the hippo? Totally happened on one of the nature programs I watch. I seriously bawled. Stupid nature! *shakes fist*